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Here are some lyrics to my fave Grilled songs
If by Chanelle Tyson
If you can keep your head when it falls off
And pee in a cup at the doctor’s office
Then Barney and Big Bird songs will make you sing
If you believe Travis will marry an ex-nun
Then the world is already done
If the end times come at the beginning
And if the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls come back again
If Justin Timberlake plays golf with Bill Clinton
Then Carmen might lick the floor
Chorus
If Harry Potter hates pottery
And Bugs Bunny is allergic to carrots
If Miss Cleo gets out of jail, and dies
She’ll go to hell
If the band teacher melts the tuba
If you are tired of all these ifs
If------------if you
If you can hang out with crookeds and still be straight
Or be around show-offs, yet still be modest
If Britney Spears is your friend, then let a hobo be your best friend
If you claim to be a good one but still mess around
If you say you’re not a pothead, but cocaine is your style
And if you eat veggies but support slaughtering of cows
You will be in a mental house as a Man, my daughter
Repeat Chorus
If that ex-nun marries an ex-priest
If beauty dumps the beast
If Carmen decides to forget Brent
And if Mr. Pres forgets to pay his rent
If we decide, we will go!
Repeat Chorus 2x and End
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Do Re Mi (Grilled Hotdog Style)
Do, a deer, a male deer
Re, a drop of yellow sun
Mi, a name, I call my friend
Fa, a long long way to walk
So, a needle pulling string
La, a note to follow do
Ti, a drink with jam and water
That will bring us back to DO DO DO DO
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